As I'm sure your day was much too productive up to this point, I present to you the winners of the 2007 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest. While I believe most, if not all, of these submission were actually stolen from my college writings, I praise the winners' intentional lack of command of the language.If you're considering penning a submission, the rules are simple:
-Entrants are challenged to compose the opening sentence to the worst of all possible novels.
-Sentences are recommended to be less than 60 words.
-The official deadline is April 15.
The Lyttony of previous winners stems back to 1983 and is also well worth a read.
-Eren
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